An update on a previous post, Village Voice columnist and raconteur Michael Musto took aim at Calvin Klein Friday, the 68 year old suddenly gay again Klein hosting a very public birthday party for his 21 year old paramour, sometime gay porn star Nick Gruber, sending out invitations to said soiree sadly lacking in taste. Musto writes:
Calvin, darling, you're embarrassing yourself.
What's worse, you're embarrassing the whole community.
You were never really that much of a gay hero in the first place.
Remember when you suddenly had a wife because, as AIDS made it uncool to be gay, you took the wussy way out and closeted yourself so you could sell more T shirts and perfume?
That was a hideous approach and I screamed my lungs out about it--but it was better than now!
Now you've hooked up with that almost-21-year-old ex-porn star, Nick Gruber, and you're fawning over him as if this were real love and not a massive late-life crisis being acted out for the horrified masses.
It's not going to work!
Michael concludes the rant suggesting Calvin return to the closet and advises him “To get a grip on yourself, girl, and nail some dignity to the floor before this kid steals it all away from you.” Any guess as to whether Musto will be attending tonight’s celebration?
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