Photographs BP Would Rather You Not See, Bud Selig Stupidity, United Nations Denies International Gay Rights Group Application, Jane Lynch Did Vogue At Her Wedding, I Love Phillip Morris Delayed Again, Ryan Bertroche, Brazilian Beef, Jake Gyllenhaal, Zac Efron, Ricky Martin Attends amFAR Gala In His Honour

Associated Press photographer Charlie Riedel filed these images Thursday of seabirds caught in the oil slick blanketing the beach on Louisiana’s East Grand Terre Island; images that as sad as they are sickening. BP continues to fail at capping the underwater flow of oil that began April 20th with an oil well blowout that caused the Deepwater Horizon offshore drilling platform to collapse, killing 11, and seriously injuring others.

Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig ruled Thursday that he will not overturn umpire Jim Joyce’s mistaken call and award Armando Galarraga a perfect game. Selig could have reversed the call that came with two outs in the ninth inning Wednesday in Detroit, a simple ground out that Joyce ruled Cleveland Indians’ Jason Donald safe when he clearly was out; Joyce admitting after the game he got the call wrong. If anything good can come of the awful, it is the deportment of Tigers’ pitcher Armando Galarraga and Jim Joyce, who have both behaved with a gentleman’s generosity and grace.

Thursday, a United Nations committee that determines which non-governmental organizations can gain accreditation to the world body ruled to deny entry to the International Gay and Lesbian Human Rights Commission. IGLHRC is an international gay rights advocacy group, spokesperson Cary Alan Johnson saying that the group is “disappointed by the vote of the Committee on Non-Governmental Organizations to block action on our application.” She added that the decision was a “clear case of discrimination against an organization because it defends the human rights of LGBT people around the world.” IGLHRC filed the application three years ago to the U.N. Economic and Social Council, and it is thought a delegation of country’s comprised of the United States and several European nations will lobby the Economic and Social Council directly to access accreditation.

According to the New York Times official wedding announcement of Jane Lynch and Lara Embry, the longtime couple who married this past Monday at the Blue Heron Restaurant in Sunderland, Massachusetts at a ceremony attended by a small number of family and friends – 19 in total - Lynch and the daughter she and Embry are raising, Haden, did in fact vogue.

There is more drama surrounding the delayed release of I Love You Phillip Morris, the film starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor that premiered at Sundance in January, 2009, the movie, based upon a true story of a married Texas con man who, apprehended and incarcerated, falls in love with his cellmate, featuring what many are calling the best performance of Carrey’s career. The movie was scheduled to be in theatres February 12th, then March 26th, then April 30th, and finally July 30th. Today, a California District Court delayed the summer release because of a dispute between the producers and the distributors. I Love You Phillip Morris is now likely to be released domestically in October.

The ridiculously beautiful Ryan Bertroche stars in an editorial for swim trunks.

Beautiful, beefy Brazilian boys featured in an editorial for W is For Up underwear.

Jake Gyllenhaal spotted Thursday, sexy and sweaty, sans Austin Nichols, the actor leaving a Studio City gym post-workout.

Zac Efron was seen Thursday morning, luggage in hand, heading to points unknown.

Ricky Martin is photographed arriving Thursday evening to the 2010 amFAR Gala at New York City’s Public Library, where he was honoured for his philanthropy, Martin smoking sexy.