Les Lye, Joe Cox Lives Up To His Name, Roger Federer Welcomes Twins, Jake Gyllenhaal Dodger Blue, Zac Efron Runs, David Beckham Buys

Les Lye died Tuesday. He was 84. Lye, who starred as the only adult on the popular Saturday morning series You Can’t Do That On Television, is a Canadian icon, whose contribution to this county’s culture should always be remembered, the show, like Les, quintessentially Canadian in the all the best ways.

Joe Cox – the aptly named Georgia Bulldog quarterback – offers his Sporting News profile, the accompanying picture explaining why Joe Cox is aptly named, although if circumcised is his middle name, perfection has been hit. To explain, tucked in amid details on what is on his iPod, his bookmarked websites, and his dream date, is a photo of Joe and his perfectly flaccid penis. Just a thought Joe, but in the future, you might want to opt for wearing of athletic supporter with cup.

Roger Federer announced the arrival of twin daughters – Charlene Riva and Myla Rose –born to Federer and wife Mirka on Wednesday.

Jake Gyllenhaal, pretend heterosexual extraordinaire at the Los Angeles Dodger’s game Wednesday night, at they battled the Cincinnati Reds. Jake was joined by his brother in-law Peter Sarsgaard, while Jake continues to dress like an odd amalgamation of Zac Efron and David Beckham.

Zac Efron, meanwhile, in Vancouver, British Columbia, making a run for it from his car to condo.


David Beckham, meanwhile, in Los Angeles, dressed like Ryan Phillippe, out and about at the Grove – where else – with boys Brooklyn, Romeo, and cutie Cruz.