Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Pat Robertson Explains What Makes Homosexuals, Thomas Beatie Gives Birth To Boy, Ronaldo Relaxes, Tom Brady Rescued, Bryce Harper Hysteria

What and who makes – yes, “makes” men gay? Sexually abusive coaches and councilors, silly, according to Pat Robertson, whom Tuesday told the 700 Club audience to suspend all sense of disbelief when answering a question from a viewer, a mother named Theresa, who sought advice about being parents to their just having come out son while maintaining their Christian beliefs. Robertson, so smart, said he had doubts about homosexuals as homosexuals “because of biological problems, “believing instead that “there are so many that have been made homosexuals because of a coach or a guidance councilor or some other male figure who has abused them and they think there is something wrong with their sexuality.” He failed to ever address the question, mostly in part because all homosexuals are heading straight to hell, and so, well, you either rescue homosexuals or you don’t. It is just that simple.

Thomas Beatie, the oft-referred to “pregnant man,” has given birth for the second time. ABC’s 20/20 is reporting that the thirty-five year old transgendered Beatie and wife Nancy welcomed a baby boy early Tuesday morning. You can almost hear Pat Robertson howl.

Cristiano Ronaldo takes his tight tees and trousers to Los Angeles, making friends fast.

Tom Brady, out with wife Gisele Bundchen this Sunday in Boston, kayaking in the Charles River, flipped said kayak and needed to be rescued. None the worse for the wear, Mr. Brady, Hall of Fame DILF and New England Patriot quarterback, was on the links Monday, participating in the team’s annual charity golf tournament.

Bryce Harper graces the cover of this week’s Sports Illustrated, a sixteen year old catcher from Las Vegas, Nevada, that the magazine is calling the LeBron James of baseball, and although I have never had the pleasure of seeing Bryce play, based on the article and the accompanying photographs, I am certain a pleasure it will be.

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