The carefully crafted return of Calvin Klein, replete with controversial commercials and feigned moral outrage by the public continues, and then some, with WWD reporting on the upcoming underwear campaign featuring Eva Mendes and Jamie Dornan, who is so sexy and sweaty and well, great, now I will be buying more Calvin Klein white briefs that I really do not need.
Dubious heterosexual Chace Crawford is People’s sexiest, single, and straight man of the summer of the 2009, the magazine clearly at a loss over content and from reality. Joining Chace in the pretend pantheon of straightness is Chris Pine, Kellan Lutz, and Taylor Kitsch. Also making the list of People's hottest bachelor’s is Adam Lambert, whose honesty is jarring in the context of Crawford’s straight guy talk, comments that on American Idol he “wasn’t going to try hard to conform,” knowing full well “that it could possibly not work out.”
Orlando Bloom is beautiful, but you may not want him to drive you or your car.
The National Enquirer is reporting that Robert Pattison finds fuelling rumors he may or may not be gay funny, a part of a longstanding prank the actor partakes in with friend Marcus Foster. And yes, pretending to be gay, always a prank, in an oh so post-modern way. Ugh.
Britney Spears, says Star magazine, will wed her agent/boyfriend (or is it boyfriend/agent) Jason Trawick, with Jason – who is surprisingly sexy – having proposed when the couple was recently in the Bahamas. As I have previously posted, Spears’ family loves Trawick lots and the couple is reportedly looking at a December ceremony post-Circus tour.
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