Clay Aiken Appearing On The Office, Taylor Lautner Appears Uncut, Lindsay Lohan Appears Too Much, Zachary Quinto, Spencer Pratt – Fall, Susan Boyle

Clay Aiken, very much out, headed to The Office?

Taylor Lautner offers evidence of why it is impossible for a man of any age to wear sweatpants without revealing proof of package, not that in Taylor’s case it is a bad thing, but by all appearances Lautner answers the question of circumcised or not rather obviously.

Lindsay Lohan, as a part of her attempt to accidentally on purpose run into Samantha Ronson, is in Paris, France, where all could see Miss. Lindsay’s leggings, but not underpants.

Zachary Quinto, still not out, en route to Mexico City, Mexico, reveals something similar to a moustache.

The sound you hear is the sound of NBC’s I’m a Celebrity … Now Get Me Out of Here imploding, with news that the abhorrent awkwardness that is Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag quit the show after the airing of the debut episode because they could not navigate the unscripted reality show – ironic as The Hills is reportedly a reality show too.

Britain’s Got Talent, too, is in a bit of mess, with the head of The Priority Group, the private clinic Susan Boyle was admitted to Sunday evening, lashing out at the creators of the show, including Simon Cowell, underlining the producer’s failure to provide proper care for the contestants.