Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Carrie Prejean’s Pretend Virtue, Shanna Moakler Vindicated, Cristiano Ronaldo Tighter And Tighter, Kellan Lutz, Wanting Ryan Kwanten, Britney’s Boy

Carrie Prejean purportedly was told by Miss California pageant officials in May that she should do both I’m A Celebrity … Now Get Me Out of Here and Playboy, at least what the finally fired Prejean told TMZ.com late Wednesday. Carrie, who claims she heard of her dismissal only from the internets, says that “what’s behind this I think is a political debate. They don’t agree with the stance I took (on Prop 8). Shanna (Moakler) is trying to bash me.”

For her part, Shanna Moakler said “my faith has been restored in the Miss Universe Organization and with Donald Trump.” Moakler, who never met a fraudulent Christian she did not like, rightfully resigned her position as Miss California pageant director in May, after she stated at a press conference that Prejean failed significantly at fulfilling her contractual obligations as winner of the pageant, allegations that have now been authenticated, validating Moakler’s character and courage.

Cristiano Ronaldo is all about utterly hairless skin, tight tees, and short shorts. All about it, because that is how Cristiano Ronaldo rolls.

Proving that he can walk and we can gawk, Twilight hotness Kellan Lutz makes with a display of stunning, sweaty solo virtuosity.

Allan Ball’s True Blood premieres this Sunday, the show’s second season, and while I grew to like really relish the camp sensibilities and the knowing, smart cultural references, I will fully admit that I could watch Ryan Kwanten do anything or nothing at all and still find a reason to believe.

Britney Spears is crazy in love with her agent, and - alert – he is curiously cute and not all creepy. The Spears family, according to all reports, is more than happy that Ms. Britney Spears and Mr. Jason Trawick are together, saying that he “is the best thing that ever happened to her.”

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