Breaking news: American Idol runner up Adam Lambert might actually be gay! Alright, I know, it is less breaking news than news so obvious it is not news at all, nonetheless, according to the always reliable New York Post Friday, Mr. Lambert will announce his sexual orientation via a Rolling Stone cover, outing himself thusly, the issue due out in two weeks. The current cover – the Hot List issue – features a naked Lady GaGa, who inside the magazine mentions she is bisexaul, so perhaps Rolling Stone is now the place to discuss one's sexuality?
Kara DioGuardi, whose own sexuality is the subject of some speculation, beats Adam to the proverbial punch – outing wise – telling the ladies of The View “I don’t think Adam was ever in the closet. I think he was always openly out.”
Um, Rosie O’Donnell weighs in on Mr. Lambert, in a way only she could, by which I mean in a way where she scares and worries me and many others, offering one of her many “munny” creations, this one called an Adam L, done with “PINK and black Sharpies,” complete with a fabulous frightening haiku.
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