Saturday, May 30, 2009

March In The Middle Equality Rally Recap, Prince Harry Plays Polo, Breaks Balloons By Butt, Cristiano Ronaldo Short Shorts, Susan Boyle Places Second

Thousands of participants gathered in Fresno, California Saturday, the site of the first Meet in the Middle Equality Rally, a protest aimed at the recent state Supreme Court’s upholding of Proposition 8. Organizers selected Fresno for its geographic location – it is the middle of state – and for its symbolic middle-American values, as activists affirm they need to convince the popular conceit of traditional middle-class America to support legislation to legalize gay marriage.

Prince Harry spent a busy Saturday in Manhattan, thoroughly enjoying himself and entertaining children this morning at Harlem’s Children Zone, where he lost a butt balloon busting contest, and later in the day leading his team to victory in a charity polo match 6-5, where Chloe Sevigny, Madonna, and Marc Jacobs were among those turning out to watch the polo match and circling the royal red head like sharks in a bit of a feeding frenzy.

For an alleged heterosexual, Cristiano Ronaldo really cares for teeny, tiny swimsuits that leave little, if anything at all, to the imagination, and when he cannot buy them short, he gets all crafty and makes said swimsuit short.

Susan Boyle’s dream died, sometime Saturday evening.

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