Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Kiefer Sutherland Charged With Assault Over Attack On Fashion Designer, Samuel Wurzelbacher Hears Voices, Sarah Jessica Parker’s Surrogate Sordid Past

Kiefer Sutherland will turn himself over to New York City authorities as early as Thursday, to face a third-degree assault charge for the actor’s attack on fashion designer Jack McCollough Monday evening at an event after the Metropolitan Museum Costume Gala in which Sutherland – reportedly extremely intoxicated – head butted McCollough after the designer accidentally bumped Kiefer and an argument ensued; an argument that led Sutherland to utter a derogatory gay slur.

Although two days old, the details stemming from an interview Samuel Wurzelbacher aka Joe the Plumber – did with Christianity Today – unfortunately continue to gain currency, if only because they reveal the collective cultural insignificance of man who once fancied himself a spokesperson for the Republican Party. Wurzelbacher, like North Carolina Representative Virginia Foxx, finds a friend in semantics allowing him to defend, awkwardly, his anti-homosexual hate, saying that gays are queers. “People,” Samuel stated, “don’t understand the dictionary – it’s called queer. Queer means strange and unusual. It’s not a slur, like you would call a white person a honky or something like that. He then rambled on about God being specific or God not talking to him or God talking to him, but not yet telling him to run for office. I think. I cannot be certain. Mr. Wurzelbacher is kind of a superb idiot; a word, incidentally, in the dictionary.

Sarah Jessica Parker’s surrogate, Michelle Ross, supposedly is bisexual, leading the Star to deem her past “checkered.” Ross reportedly acted as a surrogate for a New York City gay couple two years ago, and has a four-year old son with her ex-husband; a child her ex alleges she never sees.

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