Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Jenson Button’s Bare Butt, Celebrity Whores, Robert Pattison Parties, Pedro Almodovar Performs Oral Sex, Matt Lucas, Hugh Jackman Walks The Dog

Um, I am not sure whom Jenson Button is, but he – and his butt – is cute as a button.

Celebrity prostitute Kate Hudson and fraudulent MLB player Alex Rodriguez are a couple.

Robert Pattison, in Cannes, a little worse for the wear, as this boy, to paraphrase Ms. Cyndi Lauper (whom, by the way, will be appearing on Wednesday night’s American Idol finale reportedly doing a duet with Adam Lambert) apparently likes to have fun.

Pedro Almodovar, also in Cannes to promote Broken Embraces, told a gathering at a press conference that so dedicated a director is he that he routinely performs all action on set, to demonstrate exactly how wants a scene to go, going so far in fact, as to have mimed cunnilingus on actress years ago in order to show an actor how to do it right, although how exactly a gay man, well, um, I suppose it is not that important.

Matt Lucas, one half of Little Britain, does his best Susan Boyle for England’s Heat magazine, looking slimmer than Matt has ever seemed, having lost a lot of weight, telling the magazine he is on a restricted fifteen-hundred calorie a day diet as well as a exercise regime.

Hall of Fame DILF and sexiest man alive Hugh Jackman, in New York City, does the right thing, and stoops to scoop, taking his most adorable dog for a walk. Seriously, is there a single thing about this man that is not adorable and/or sexy. Look at that puppy!

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