Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Donald Trump Allows Carrie Prejean To Maintain Miss California Crown, Embarrasses God, Diminishes Us All In Doing So

God, whom you might have thought would be busy, occupied with more pressing details, was in New York this morning, there, next to Miss California, model and Christian, as short fingered vulgarian Donald Trump announced that she, Carrie Prejean will maintain her title, and not be dethroned despite single handily compromising whatever it was the pageant was meant to mean. Talking of respect and tolerance, Prejean angrily lashed out at the media, and those who attacked her for espousing anti-gay marriage views, insisting she has been targeted by a personal hidden agenda, and restated that she is not, nor never has, been employed by the National Organization for Marriage. The officials from the Miss California pageant, who yesterday made moves to distance themselves from Prejean, sat subdued, apparently told by Trump to toe a party line. Trump stunningly said that had Prejean not been beautiful, her anti-gay marriage response would not have mattered. The lesson: God is with the beautiful, the beautiful give important answers, Satan tend to tempt the beautiful, and Satan is gay.

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