Carrie Prejean Pals Sarah Palin, Michael Phelps Like His Sex Epic And His Tobacco Chewed, Richard Gasquet Tests Positive For Cocaine, Penn Badgley

According to TMZ.com, Alaska Governor and failed Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has befriend Miss. California and reported Michael Phelps mattress Carrie Prejean, the two bonding over their mutual hate of the gay.

Michael Phelps – Olympic gold medal winning record holder and strip club aficionado – has an Olympic appetite for all things, sex especially, at least to the News of the World which is reporting according to one Miss. Theresa White, Phelps entertained a threesome with a her and another stripper he picked up at a local Baltimore club last November, Miss. White also revealing that he chews tobacco, a number of spittoons decorating his condo, is something of a compulsive gambler, and is prone to fits of crying. Miss. White also deemed Phelps a “momma’s boy” and said Michael’s idea of a splurge was to treat her to a “value meal deal” at Taco Bell. It all, truly, is so classy.

CBS Sports is reporting that twenty-two year old French tennis star Richard Gasquet has allegedly tested positive for cocaine, traces of the banned substance found in a urine sample taken in March at the Sony Ericsson Open in Key Biscayne, Florida.

While Gossip Girl boys – and boyfriends – Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick are in Washington, D.C. for Saturday evening White House Correspondents Dinner, curly haired cutie Penn Badgley wandered the streets of Manhattan Friday.