Adam Lambert’s Lover Drake, Adam’s Messy Bathroom, Adam’s Hair Issues, Ryan Phillippe, Skate Canada Cans The Gay, Johnny Weir Wonderfulness

Perez Hilton, who is reportedly furious that he missed the news about American Idol’s Adam Lambert dining out Saturday past in Burbank at Outback Steakhouse with someone he identified as being his “boyfriend” has posted a picture of someone named Drake, whom Hilton – so angry and unreliable – claims is Lambert’s lover.

As the attention paid to Tuesday’s American Idol finale amps up, finalists Adam Lambert and Kris Allen gave their first press conference late Monday, with the question supposedly everyone wants asked and answered not speaking its name. Adam did reveal one secret however, that he has “a very messy bathroom situation,” what with all the product, like nail polish and what you will.

A random, and rather ridiculous American Idol report, as the hair stylist for the show, Raissa Patton reveals that Adam Lambert has such thick hair it “shocked” her, and she confides, he really is a strawberry blonde. Oh, Patton does contend that hair can either "help or hurt" and I believe that should be everyone's credo.

Hayden Panettiere, her rumored new lover, the very cute Steve Jones, Ryan Phillippe, and Elton John’s boyfriend David Furnish, all on a yacht, in the south of France, and somehow, you or I were not invited.

Skate Canada, the governing body for the sport that came under fire for remarks made by the director of marketing and communications, former figure skater and self-hating homosexual Debbi Wilkes, who said late this past winter that the sport needed to “toughen” up, has tried, and failed to, um, set the record, um, straight. CEO William Thompson said that by tough, the executives meant moving away from elaborate, feathered costumes to a simpler look with “not too much flying off them,” language of course coded for not looking to gay. It all makes perfect sense of course, since the last thing anyone would want is to assume that all male figure skaters might be, you know, gay.

As an antidote to Skate Canada’s silliness, a trailer for the new documentary about Johnny Weir, skater and modern age bon vivant, who is kind of cute nearly nude, called Pop Star On Ice.