Sunday, April 19, 2009

Same-Sex Marriage Is To Opposite Marriage As Not Yet Legal In All Fifty United States Is To Legal In All Fifty United States

I am not sure what this whole mess is, expect that it is the Miss. America contest, Billy Bush is the far too coiffed host, and for reasons that remain inexplicable a smug Perez Hilton is judge number eight and he asks a question of Miss. California, who shins unnaturally and seems to have an unusual number of teeth, on same-sex marriage that seems inappropriately and somewhat surprisingly political and Miss California's response predictably elevates said mess to such great heights, and even after all of that I intend from this moment on to refer to heterosexual marriage as opposite marriage merely because I can!

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