Ryan Seacreat Reminds Us He Is Not Gay, Miley Cyrus Reminds Us She Is Annoying

First, a reminder that Ryan Seacrest, no matter what you may have heard or what you instinct may indicate, is not now, nor has he ever been gay.

That said, this morning Ryan, on his radio show, interviewed public nuisance Miley Cyrus, where Miley, who is about to turn sixteen next month, November 23rd, neither confirmed or denied she and dubious heterosexual, underwear model Justin Gaston, who is twenty, are dating.

According to US magazine, towards the end of the on air regaling about age differences, Christianity, and parents, Ryan told Cyrus that Gaston is “too good looking.”

Remember, not gay.

As if this were not all too much, late today, comes the breaking news from Star magazine via Popcrunch that Miley intends on moving out when she does turn sixteen, leaving her parent’s home for an apartment in Los Angeles’s La Brea Park area, which you can read here, and enjoy spelling mistakes and that now infamous photo – haunting as ever – of Miss. Cyrus and her tongue and a man wearing the world’s worst faux-Hawaiian shirt ever.